According to the website, Eternal Earth-Bound Pets is ...
... a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.
And just for a mere ...
... $110.00 we will guarantee that should the Rapture occur within ten (10) years of receipt of payment, one pet per residence will be saved. Each additional pet at your residence will be saved for an additional $15.00 fee. A small price to pay for your peace of mind and the health and safety of your four legged and feathered friends.
This is a sticky situation. Miss Angela is not a Christian, and certainly not one who believes in all that post-apocalyptic weirdness. But she is rather a spiritual type. Hmmm. Now I'm worried about my future. I sure don't want to end up in litter box limbo someday.
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